What is the definition of Merchants Handicap Removal?

Merchants' handicap removal, my friends, is like saying "I've got a special accommodation for someone with a disability in my shop." It's the modern equivalent of saying "I'll make you a wheelchair-accessible chair for your next shopping trip." But let's be real, the real-life equivalent of that would be "I'll have a special aisle just for those who can't walk."

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Here's an edgy example: "With the new merch handicap removal law, the only thing we'll be selling are t-shirts with our fancy 'We're All About Accessibility' slogans, because honestly, who needs real inclusivity when you've got 'erchants' who can't even get in a store without bending over like a pancake?"